Monthly Archives: October 2015

Going South…It’s a Rap!

Bel giorno, my little cupcakes! That’s it, going south! But unfortunately not towards the equator where the temperatures are warm and women wear bikinis (if any) on a 24hr basis. Like an onion or a fruit you forgot somewhere and … Continue reading

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Where’s The Prick?

Oh my! Prick? As in someone Joe Pesci is about to mess up? As in a rose thorn? As in Cinderella’s sewing mishap?  Something lost between my legs after swimming in the cold sea? No dummies! It’s the weather forecast! … Continue reading

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Autumn Leaves

Ah yes, it’s that time of year again, officially Autumn, the leaves change colours, the birds begin to migrate… and the weather doesn’t know the difference between its ass and a hole in the wall!!  No my friends, I’m not … Continue reading

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