Monthly Archives: May 2015

Enough…I’m Done!

Finito! That’s it! I can’t take it any more! Zoot Allures has finally done me in and I’m ready to throw in the towel and commence my sorry ass to Davy Jones’ Locker! So I tied a 20 kilo anchor … Continue reading

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Woodin’ Voodin’

Good morning! Don’t you wake up some days in a confused state? If not, I thought the title of this post might help. “Every morning, Greggery drives his little red Volkswagen to the ugly part of town where they keep … Continue reading

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Fishy Wood (W)Rap…

Bonjourno! (The way to greet an Nazi that speaks french when you are an American disguised as an Italian….. via the Urban Dictionary). Doesn’t make much sense. Neither does this title. I just couldn’t think of something better due to … Continue reading

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